guitarskater
Apr 7 2005, 08:01 PM
i was playing woodsball one day and my freind shot me in the mouth as i lifted up my mask my lips were swolen and there was paint all over my face and it tasted like a bar of soap then i shot him in the balls from point blank and he screamed and dropped you got any funny stories
IHsharpshooter
Apr 7 2005, 08:15 PM
ur a fuckin idiot for liftin up ur mask around guns w/o barrel covers. and ur friends an idiot for walkin around with a loaded uncovered gun.
Elemental_Alliance
Apr 8 2005, 02:46 AM
i agree with IH, you people are the ones who make paintball look dangerous! idiot!!!
i got a story.
one day a kid at my field lifted up his mask to wipe the fog out, little did he know that at that ime he was getting bunkered, three guys came around and blasted him all in the face. to make a long story short, he had to have eye surgery, and got a minor cuncusion because the other three were all shooting hot.
do you wanna have eye surgery?? i think not!
EDIT: Can we PLEASE make this a flame topic?? i got a lot to vent on these kind of people!!
g-unitkilla02
Apr 8 2005, 10:41 AM
yea same bcuz they are fuckin idiots for lifting up their masks.
Redneck
Apr 8 2005, 03:20 PM
if yall would have read right (i ain'ttryin to be a smart ass or nothin)it says i was playin woodsball and got shot in the mouth
AKAfactory25
Apr 8 2005, 04:24 PM
yea they read right you still have to wear a mask in woodsball...doesnt matter what you play same rule applys..also not all paint tastes like crap just crappy little newb rec ball paint...tourney paint tastes okay
Redneck
Apr 8 2005, 04:26 PM
sry bout that guys i misread it says as i lifted my mask my bad and yea that is really dumb
Elemental_Alliance
Apr 8 2005, 06:49 PM
unless he was saying he got shot in the mouth THEN lifted his mask, but i dont think his lips would be swolen then...still a dumbass
carrot
Apr 8 2005, 07:59 PM
Never, lift your mask durring a game, if my fog is really bad, I just stick my hand up in my mask, so I am still protected and it gets the fog out somewhat. But to lift it up, and then to shoot him in the balls from point blank for your mistake..... not cool
benzy45
Apr 24 2005, 07:25 AM
ur a fuckin stupid ass wIGGA
ThunderStruck
Apr 24 2005, 02:09 PM
yea thats not a smart move, thats why ppl hate pbin and say thats its dangerous, its only dangerous, if u make it dangerous
Redneck
Apr 24 2005, 02:12 PM
yea man lke this boy we play with if you were about to bunker him he would pull his mask off
WGP
Jul 17 2005, 05:31 PM
Hope he burns in hell no matter how pissed u get u dont shoot anybody in the balls purposely...
Apparently he doesnt know how bad that hurts..
New paintballer
Jul 17 2005, 05:47 PM
yea the most hurtfull spots are the jewel area and the neck.
I never take my mask off because there are so many newb
at our field that never have barrel plugs all the way on. I even
heard a kid shot someone when he was tryin to clean his gun.
I wish they could put sugar in the paintball to make it taste a
little better.....lol......
invictous6
Jul 17 2005, 07:28 PM
IDIOT, its ppl like you that are to imature and do stuff that is stupid and make paintball look bad
paintballplayr28
Jul 20 2005, 01:26 PM
if you did that to me... i wuld lay there for half an hour... then i would beat the living shit out of u. thats not fucking coopl or funny dude tahts screwed up
pballer4life
Jul 24 2005, 09:38 PM
my best story:
Today, I was playing against my bro. I had his friend on my team. [2on1 Woodsball] He was on top of a rock about 20' high shooting at his friend. I was to his side but out of his view. I shot him like 5 times and he fell off.
Aaronm
Jul 26 2005, 02:56 PM
Me and one of my mates where playing on my dads farm so we have loads of barns and objects to play in and hide behind but As i was running from one piece of cover to the next he popped up out of nowhere and was shoting about 15 bps and i managed to doge about 10 of them but 5 still hit me in the balls But i managed to hit him right in the mask as i fell over
stevo19700
Jul 27 2005, 03:12 PM
QUOTE (guitarskater @ Apr 7 2005, 09:01 PM)
i was playing woodsball one day and my freind shot me in the mouth as i lifted up my mask my lips were swolen and there was paint all over my face and it tasted like a bar of soap then i shot him in the balls from point blank and he screamed and dropped you got any funny stories

Why even tell us? Seriously think about it for a second obviously that was something so stupid you shouldn't even tell anyone... not even your best friends should know about this :|
Aaronm
Jul 29 2005, 01:18 PM
it was pretty stupid
FenixFreek
Jul 30 2005, 08:17 PM
hey tht quote in ur sig.
QUOTE
i dont wanna be rude but you're such a silly newblet.
was sum1 saying tht 2 u? i sure hope so.
mikey2856
Jul 30 2005, 08:22 PM
nope, i was saying that to somebody else and he found it amusing
stevo19700
Jul 30 2005, 08:36 PM
mikey2856
Jul 30 2005, 08:37 PM
somebody please end this thread now
stevo19700
Jul 30 2005, 08:46 PM
Are you saying that becuase I said it was your 1200 post or becuase it was a useless and stupid thread in the first place/
Whyat Eurp
Sep 3 2005, 11:14 AM
Dang man, it is ppl like you that make this sport appear violent to the public. I only play woodsball and the #1 rule is always keep your mask on around guns. There is no exception to that. If you took your mask off then you deserved to be shot. And shooting that guy in the balls was just plain stupid. It wasn't his fault that your an idiot and decided to unmask around loaded markers. Now don't take me wrong, I don't actually think your an idiot because I don't even know you, but please for now on in the good name of paintball don't do that again.
doggiefizzle55
Sep 3 2005, 08:35 PM
just so you guys know .... this guys last activity was 3 months ago so dont count on him reading any of this lol.
squeegy8888
Sep 5 2005, 07:23 PM
that anus better read it
sweden
Sep 10 2005, 12:47 AM
E-mail the F***ing idiot!!!!!!!!!
pbjw
Sep 16 2005, 12:56 PM
hahahahahaha idiot.
WGPjohn016
Nov 6 2005, 04:46 PM
my friend ate a paintball once and he ate the fill and spat out the shell.
!mpy Mi$teR
Nov 6 2005, 05:40 PM
lmfao what a retard..your lucky u aint blind..
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