It started off with him rippin at me and im just throwin rocks over the bunker at him, but suddenly I hear him stop firing cuz he had to reload. So I get up and start huzzin rocks at him. He yells and slides behind a tree to finish loading. The thing is, in his frantic attempt to get away from stony death he spilled half his pod on the ground. So he trys to end this fast by bunkering me. He bolts from the tree just firing like mad. Right as he comes up to me he fires his last 5 balls but he was runnin so they missed. He and I both know that he's outa paint. So he's like "Dude fuck no! Stop I give up I surrender!" Ya I dont put up with that bull. Looks like he needs a new profiler cuz his has a giant crack down the lense
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Rock
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Posted 21 November 2005 - 02:36 PM
well the on-going joke with me and my friends is that I can beat any of them using just a rock; no gun, no paint just a normal rock. So far no ones been crazy enough to challenge me on this cuz well they might have dm4's, ions and w/e but no one wants a rock hucked at them. Well the other day someone decided to test me on my mad rock skillz. He and his ion challenged me and my good'ol rocks.
It started off with him rippin at me and im just throwin rocks over the bunker at him, but suddenly I hear him stop firing cuz he had to reload. So I get up and start huzzin rocks at him. He yells and slides behind a tree to finish loading. The thing is, in his frantic attempt to get away from stony death he spilled half his pod on the ground. So he trys to end this fast by bunkering me. He bolts from the tree just firing like mad. Right as he comes up to me he fires his last 5 balls but he was runnin so they missed. He and I both know that he's outa paint. So he's like "Dude fuck no! Stop I give up I surrender!" Ya I dont put up with that bull. Looks like he needs a new profiler cuz his has a giant crack down the lense
It started off with him rippin at me and im just throwin rocks over the bunker at him, but suddenly I hear him stop firing cuz he had to reload. So I get up and start huzzin rocks at him. He yells and slides behind a tree to finish loading. The thing is, in his frantic attempt to get away from stony death he spilled half his pod on the ground. So he trys to end this fast by bunkering me. He bolts from the tree just firing like mad. Right as he comes up to me he fires his last 5 balls but he was runnin so they missed. He and I both know that he's outa paint. So he's like "Dude fuck no! Stop I give up I surrender!" Ya I dont put up with that bull. Looks like he needs a new profiler cuz his has a giant crack down the lense
#2
Posted 21 November 2005 - 05:48 PM
hahahaha. thats hilarious, what a retard. ill take that challenge tho.
#3
Posted 21 November 2005 - 05:59 PM
wow rocks...lol thats funny
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#4
Posted 21 November 2005 - 06:06 PM
open to any challenges lol just dont get mad if I get to into it when you shoot me and decide to bash your barrel in lol. But the kid was wicked pissed
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